Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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