So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I just had sex on a roof
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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