I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
In other news, I just burned my penis
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
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