: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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