please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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