Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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