Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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