This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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