the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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