The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
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