You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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