So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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