I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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