think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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