At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
she looked like the before picture.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
