You work out of a Hotel?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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