I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
i want to swaddle you in tequila
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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