remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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