there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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