Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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