They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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