i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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