fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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