The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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