i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Sext me about skeletons
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
