haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
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