I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Randomize