I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
At least make sure they are 18
Why
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
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