let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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