Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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