is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
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