The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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