You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
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