the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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