dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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