STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Randomize
