Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
The struggles of a small town man whore
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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