Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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