dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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