I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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