Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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