Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
When are your genitals available?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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