I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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