Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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