Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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