Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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