No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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