i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
2020 sucks, I want a refund
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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