sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Randomize
