i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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