I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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