You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
My dick has a subreddit
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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