That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
My vagina just clenched in fear
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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