I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Randomize
