btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
