Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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