Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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