We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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