CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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