Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Randomize
