It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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